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Friday, June 26, 2009
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Wednesday, June 24, 2009
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Tuesday, June 23, 2009
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Friday, June 19, 2009
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Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
"I'm always fascinated by the
"I'm always fascinated by the way memory diffuses fact." - Diane Sawyer
Monday, June 15, 2009
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Sunday, June 14, 2009
"The only sin which we
"The only sin which we never forgive in each other is difference of opinion." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Saturday, June 13, 2009
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Friday, June 12, 2009
Loving Wife
A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed
the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck,
then gets up & goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:
'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!
He's probably spent a lot of time in jail
and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex,
don't resist, don't complain...do what ever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is obviously very dangerous.
If he gets angry, he'll kill us both.
Be strong, honey. I love you!'
His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too.'
A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed
the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck,
then gets up & goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:
'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!
He's probably spent a lot of time in jail
and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex,
don't resist, don't complain...do what ever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is obviously very dangerous.
If he gets angry, he'll kill us both.
Be strong, honey. I love you!'
His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too.'
Sleeping with Bob
The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all night."
The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all night."
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Thursday, June 11, 2009
"Nothing is worse than the
"Nothing is worse than the disruption of a mother's solitude" -Signe Hammer
"Too many people are ready
"Too many people are ready to carry the stool when the piano needs to be moved." - Anonymous (UK)
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Tuesday, June 9, 2009
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"Gods are fragile things; they
"Gods are fragile things; they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense." - Chapman Cohen
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Pisces: Taking a short trip
Pisces: Taking a short trip for pleasure is probably a good idea. Lately, you've become bogged down with chores.
Intense storms here this morning.
Intense storms here this morning. Quiet but damp now. Stuck insida with clients today.
Monday, June 8, 2009
Is madness an inherent trait
Is madness an inherent trait or is it the people around us who drive us to insanity?
"Some day I hope to
"Some day I hope to write a book where the royalties will pay for the copies I give away." - Clarence Seward
Brian McDermott just found out
Brian McDermott just found out there really isn't a way to hardboil an egg in the microwave.
FWD: Taryn Pratzner: home fries
FWD: Taryn Pratzner: home fries and noodles for lunch. i am so classy.
"Some day I hope to
"Some day I hope to write a book where the royalties will pay for the copies I give away." - Clarence Seward
Friday, June 5, 2009
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Thursday, June 4, 2009
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
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Monday, June 1, 2009
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