I am completely okay with a winter of no big snows.

 "I did not take that nap," I cried,

"I give my solemn vow,
And if I took it by mistake
I do not have it now."
"Oh fiddle-fudge," cried out the judge,
Your record looks quite sour.
Last night I see you stole a kiss,
Last week you took a shower,
-Shel Silverstein