Jehovah's Witness

There was a knock on the door this morning.
 

I opened it to find a young man standing there who said:

"Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."

 

I said "Come in and sit down."

 

I offered him coffee and asked  "What do you want to talk about?"

 

He said, "Beats the shit out of me, I've never gotten this far before."

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