I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the new. Ralph Waldo Emerson

 If you have a choice between adopting puppies and having children choose the puppies.  Children grow up to be selfish entitled brats no matter how much you do for them.  I booked a cool trip for my daughter's 21 and because she has to share a room she doesn't want to go now.  I am done.