"My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!" Craig Shoemaker

 

"I like big books and I cannot lie.

You other readers can’t deny
That when a kid walks in with
The Name of the Wind
Like a hardbound brick of win.
Story bling.
Wanna swipe that thing
Cause you see that boy is speeding
Right through the book he’s reading.
I’m hooked and I can’t stop pleading.
Wanna curl up with that for ages,
All thousand pages.
Reviewers tried to warn me.
But with that plot you hooked
Me like Bradley.
Ooh, crack that fat spine.
You know I wanna make you mine.
This book is stella
’cause it ain’t some quick novella."
~ Jim C. Hines