"Compliment people wherever you go. Praise every single thing you see. Be a ray of sunshine to everyone you meet." ~ Rhonda Byrne

 Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.

-Jerry Seinfeld