"Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he's in love with her." - Agatha Christie

 I've got the wiggle-wiggles today

I just can't sit still.
My teachers says she'll have to find
A stop-me-wiggle pill....
I have to stamp the wiggles out
And hold the giggles in
'Cuase giggles make me wiggle and
Wigglers never win.
--Ogden Nash